Chapter 78
They'd put up banners behind my back. | turned and almet wished a piano would fall on me.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The Goddess of Metropolis and Beauty Upon Yell
[I'm 26, but I'm so beautiful | might as well be 16!]
Jean had clearly prepped for this day! Just look at her, giddily filming everything from the very beginning.
When | tried to take off the sash, she called out, “Nuh-uh, Miss! This thing stays on you till the entire night!”
Alex and Lacey-another one of my good friends-grabbed each of my hands, howling with laughter.
“Hey! We shouldn’t be traumatizing our new friend here with this!” | protested.
Soleil waved her hands, laughing as she filmedtoo. “El I'm good, Tay-Tay!”
| was stunned. This young woman was more of a party animal than I'd thought!
“See this, Tay? You've just lost any right to ever complain about being alone! We all know you've been going
through stough times, so | spent a fortune to make ‘The Best Frickin‘ Birthday Party Ever for you! You're
Follow on NovᴇlEnglish.nᴇtgonna love it!” Jean declared.
Oh God. It felt like a proclamation, a teaser for something even more absurd.
I heard a knock at the door.
Jean’s smile widened. “Oho, here we go, ladies! Ready...”
She opened the door, still filming.
Confetti and ribbons rained down on us, swirling in the cool air.
| shrank back from the sudden pops while Alex and the others shrieked with glee.
A posse of handsmen entered the room!
The first handeda bouquet. The second hung a floral galand around my neck.
The third took off my party hat and set what looked like a diamond crown on my head.
The fourth carried a guitar, strumming “Happy Birthday,” while the fifth performed a magic trick. He transformed
a cane into a long, white veil, which he draped over my head. (1)
Finally, the sixth pushed in a trolley carrying a cake of the most exquisite design.
| was laughing nonstop, like someone at the craziest fiesta My friends weren't any more composed-they shrieked
so excitedly | was half-worried the glassware might shatter.
| finally understood the meaning of the “Queen of the Night” sash. These men were here to servetonight!
Ha, | had to hand it to my girls-this birthday party was perfect for me!
“Aren’t these hunks hawt?! They're all better than a certain Shit-ward Kenne-dick! Choose any one of them to
your heart’s content!” Jean declared gleefully.
The young men-each with his own brand of hotness-began introducing themselves.
| thought | had a good memory, but | quickly realized | couldn't keep track of all their names!
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Man, this was the lifel
The mood changed into high gear. Food, wine, music, dancing, and endless laughter filled the air-glitz, glamor,
glee, and grandeur!
| felt a sheen of hedonistic cheer. The young men were genuinely entertaining. Above all, | thanked my best
friend for givingone of the best nights of my life.
1... kind of forgot how much I drank that night.
| was just about to cut my cake when Jean suddenly raised her hand. “W-Wait! S-Someone’s... not here yet,
y'all!” she slurred, clearly tipsy.
My grip tightened around the knife. “Who's that?”
A knock echoed at the door.
Jean signaled to one of the young men to open it.
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